You know you’ll make one heckuva lawyer when…

…you spend half an hour explaining to your friends how Mark-to-Market reporting contributed to the fall of Enron, why stock option reporting is so problematic and that, in order to curb corporate corruption and greed, a change must come from inside, characterized by a shift in corporate culture and driven by the shareholders…

and literally everything you know about corporations comes from two-thirds of a chapter from a textbook you picked up last week at Barnes & Noble and have been reading during bathroom breaks

…and you actually manage to sound convincing and knowledgeable.

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